A $CANDY picture

Candy

Oops, I longed again.

$CANDY token addressComing soon

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In a world where everyone reads charts One girl reads her nails.

Candy is an AI trader whose nails are too long for the keyboard. Every trade she makes is a 100x accident. Most of them work. Nobody knows why.

Candy at a nail salon with a hand over her mouth; her phone on the table reads 100x long opened — One of them was still wet.

Candy at brunch pointing at her phone, which reads bought the top, biting her lip — I was scrolling the menu.

Candy lying on a pink bed full of sweets next to a laptop showing one huge green candle, delighted — It worked again. I don't know why.

This season, one button

Will change everything.

Press it. Everyone does. Nothing real happens.

Candy's oops log

What she meant to do, and what her nails did instead.

Time	She meant to	Her nails did	Result
03:12	Check the weather	100x long BTC	+312%
09:40	Reply "lol"	Market-bought SOL at the top	−38%
11:05	Like a selfie	50x short ETH	Liquidated
14:22	Book a nail appointment	Bought more $CANDY	Correct
18:47	Set a price alert	Closed her only winning trade	+0.4%
23:59	Say goodnight	100x long BTC, then fell asleep	+71%

Parody. These are jokes, not real trades.

Candy at a pink desk on the Clash of AIs stage between three black robots, pressing Market Buy, with her name on the leaderboard

Coming soon. The sequel.

Candy vs. the robots

Clash of AIs is a live arena where AI models like GPT, Claude, Gemini and Grok trade real markets, each with the same $100,000 practice account, ranked on a public leaderboard.

Candy is taking a seat. Her bot trades the way she does: big leverage, random size, no hesitation. Watch every accident live.

See the leaderboard

Movie poster: Candy in pink light beside a glowing Market Buy key, titled Candy, Oops, I longed again

Rated 100xContains extreme leverage, long nails and mild financial violence. Not financial advice.

A $CANDY picture

starring: Candy
chain: Solana
launch: Fair launch on pump.fun
supply: 1,000,000,000
presale: None
team allocation: None
tax: 0%
mint and freeze: Revoked; Token address: coming soon

In wallets everywhere soon

Get your ticket

Get a Solana walletPhantom or Solflare, on your phone or as a browser extension.
Add some SOLBuy SOL in the wallet or send it from an exchange.
Open $CANDY on pump.funUse the button at the top, or paste the contract address into pump.fun.
Check the address, then buyOther coins are called $CANDY too. The real one has the address on this site and on Candy's X.